Hmm I wonder what I should do today, I think I will go shopping *Goes to the flea market and theres an old lady sellijng a bunch of her deceased grandson’s belongings* Hmm what the fuck is this? *Finds a Sega Gensis cartridge with black tape covering the label of the game so I cant tell what game it is* Hmm so mysterious, well I used to be a gamer so I thuink I’ll buy this and find out what it is *Goes home and starts the game up and its Sonic the Hedghog* Ah fuck it’s THIS shitty game. Oh well, guess I might as well try it out. *I play tha game but its weird because I cant play as Sonic I can only play as Tails Knuckles and Dr. Robotnik* Hmm what the heck *Plays as tails but he looks sad* Wait a minute……. *Suddenly an evil Sonic flies out onto the screen and murders Tails horrably* This is…….. *Peels off the tape from the cartride and it’s SONIC.EXE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* “Yes Crimson……this is a HAUINTED game” Sonic says from inside the game “And now I will KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!” Suddenly ligthning shoots out of the TV and I get sucked into it. AHHHHHHH!!!!! *I wake up and I’m inside the Emerald Hill Zone in real life* Woah……. *LOoks jup and sees Sonic.exe in front of me* *He laughs evilly like Sephiroth and grins* “I’m going to torture you now Cr=imson and youll wish that I would just kill you but it will be os scary and painful!!!!!” *I smirk confidently* You made a really big mistake just now letting me into youre world………….You’re the one who’s gonna die fucker *I take out two big pistols and start blasting Sonic.exe in the knees” “AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” *I grin in an evil wicked way* I will make you pay for your crimes you evil demon “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” *I keep shooting Sonic.exe’s knees until he DIES* *Puts my guns away* Well that was easy…………. *Knuckles and Robotnik and Tails come out from hiding* “Thank you Crimson you finally set us free from the curse, he has been killing us for centuries but we just keep coming back to die over and over” *I grin evilly again* Heh…………….just because I killed him, you think I’m on YOUR side? Think again………… *Jumps up and does a giant point-blank ki blast that destroys absolutely everything within a mile radius around me, including tails and Knuckle and Robotnik* Hahahahaha…………………. *Jumps back out of the TV* Guess I beat that game *Takes the cartridge out of my Sega and crushes it in my hand * *A little ghost comes out of the cartridge as I crush it* Well that was fun but now I’m bored again
the year is 2020. the united states has repealed net neutrality, and the internet as we know it no longer exists. one lone hero remains; a relic of a long forgotten past. disguised in all black, i lurk in the dead of night. with nothing left to lose, i’m ready to fight censorship head on. the wild cheers from the crowd is drowning out the sound of my hammer, as i nail my ninety-fifth reader x bowser fanfiction to the white house door. yes, freedom and democracy is dead, but at least we can still get rawed by bowser
the part that scares me most about the supernatural fandom is when they need a certain gif to add to a post they know exactly where to find it or know exactly what episode of any of the nine whole seasons to make one
A SUPERNATURAL GIF HAS BEEN ADDED TO MY POST
I NOW OFFICIALLY AM A PART OF THE TUMBLR COMMUNITY
